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hello, my name is gryphon. a lot of you had a bunch of questions over the past couple of weeks. see, i just wanted to answer pretty much every single question that you guys had. question.. what the sesame hell was that?! did you see that!? please tell me you saw that. holy sh**zee, that was..


question number one. i'm not a deer, i'm a dog. next question. question number two. because, why don't you mind you own g**mn business that's whyyyy. this is my show. okay, fine. i'll answer the question. *sigh*


oooooh. i didn't know it was gonna be about dragonflies i'm so glad that i went back and decided to answer i love dragonflies see which is well longer than you would expect you know what else? okay, so they are called dragonflies but they spend most of their lives


under water dragonflies? more like dragon swims get it? okay. can i just say something? to be honest i didn't wrote that joke


so i didn't write that one. so that's probably why it is not funny, soo question number three wow, two in a row about dragonflies. popular subject right now to answer your question no dragonflies are not dangerous, they dont even have stingers and you should be nice to dragonflies, because they hunt mosquito's, and f*ck mosquito's


i really f*cking hate mosquito's f*ck mosquito's question number four why aren't dragonflies bigger so that i can ride them like in the golden compass? that makes three questions in a row about dragonflies. i'm so glad that we are getting some real questions this episode okay to answer yourquestion here.. hold on one second i just gotta take of of something real quick. i'm just itching my back.


okay back to your question. i'm assuming you're referring to the books not the movie, cause nobody saw golden compass in theaters also, they didn't really get to the dragonfly riding gallivespians. untill book three. the amber spyglass and since golden compass didn't do well in theaters they didn't turn it into a movie trilogy, which would have had rideable dragonflies in part three but it would happen.. but what.. but i mean.. a trilogy :( so to answer your question


why aren't dragonflies big enough to ride like in book three of philip pullmans "his dark material" trilogy the amper spyglass well, no one really knows. dragonflies have definitely have been big enough to ride on and the fact is they are not. remains one of mother nature's greatest mysteries my associate neil degrassetyson and i talk about it at length. pretty much every single day.


okay so, that's pretty much all the time we have thank you for listening. i hope i at least answered at least the most important questions that you had. see you next week. if you have any more questions please put them in the comments. i really had a lot of fun answering all your questions. this is gryphon, signing off. hey actually, hey what do you think about that outro "this is gryphon signing off"? do you think that's maybe too clichã©? or do you think that works?


post in the comments. thank you.

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