dog food diet joke
we're each gonna take a gatto pup, go up to a stranger, and ask him to watch our dog for us. the catch is, we're not gonna usethe dog's real name. we're gonna givea name and backstory that's been fed to us by the other guys. once somebody agrees to watch the dog,
one of us will approach and then ask about the dog. if you can't get the stranger to repeat the name and weird backstory, you lose. sit! stay. sal: all right, q, let's go. here we go! i assigned the dogs to you,my friends, on, you know,personality or look.
mishkeen and qare dead ringers. they say that all ownerslook like their dogs. [ meowing sounds ] what is that? that's mishkeen! [ laughter ] that's not your dog right now. look at q! is that q making that sound or the dog?
no, it's the dog! murr: the dog's doing that? [ mewing sounds ] sounds like somebody'sletting the air out of him. q: all right, buddy, okay. i got to go now, too. would you actually mindwatching him for a second while i run to the bathroom? thank you. his name is, uh...
joe: his name's ice pops. ...ice pops. 'cause i love to suck ice pops all day long. i just love to suck ice popsall day long. okay, i'm gonna run to the men's room right there. oh, he's adorable! what's his name? well, his name is mishkeen, because i just looked at the tag.
ice pops? [ laughs ] why did he name him ice pops? all right, well, he's got an adorable dog. oh, i'm gonna go back in there and take care of that. go ahead. take care, guys. have a good day, okay? we're gonna send q back in. ice pops!
thank you so much for watching him. good doggie! okay, thank you, mishkeen. that was my old dog that died. oh, no! i know, horribly. they were brothers, so i put mishkeen's on ice pop. aw. yeah, i know.
i'm not so weird after all. all right, thank you!
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