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- (laughing) i'm judgingthe shit out of you and your tattoo choice. (rock music) - how many tattoos i have, is equal to how many annoying questions you're gonna ask me this session. - will it hurt? what hurts is you missed the 10 signs at the front of the studio

demanding that you don'task me that question. - i definitely didn't spell check this before i started tattooing. oops-a-daisy. - do a good job. go (bleep) yourself. - yep. three years of art school just to tattoo countless southern crosses on pasty white guys' biceps. - be nice to me, and i'll benice to your intricate outline.

- are you sure you're not drunk? i kinda wish you were, cause that tattoo design is really bad. - a tattoo of a woman crying? what a great idea! it's men like you thatmake this all worthwhile. - aww, it's your first tattoo. remind me again why i should care. - how long will it take?

well, that depends. do you want this tattoo of your daughter to look like a smiley face, or are you gonna let me do my job? you're call, buddy. - another drunk guy's bare ass cheek? is it my birthday? oh, did mine hurt? no, tattooists are asuperior alien life form,

completely immune to thousands of needles piercing through the skin. now it's your turn. - [voiceover] you thinkit's too expensive? i think my time is too. see ya!