dog lovers dating

scarlett: i'm so glad we're doing this. joanna: i know! i was just thinking that too. you know we should take a picture! scarlett: yeah we should!joanna: yeah, okay hold on one minute joanna: okay, ready. hold on, ready? joanna: one, two, three … *snap* both: oh, ohscarlett: **** joanna: that's okay. i think i got it before… joanna: oh. my. god. scarlett, look. *sparkly princess rainbow noise*

joanna: that is the cutest dog i've ever seen! scarlett: it's so fluffy! joanna: i wanna pet it! scarlett: i need a picture, let's go. *joanna gasp* joanna: oh no... *looming music* joanna: i really want to pet that dog, but i do not want to talk to that guy. scarlett: oh my god, is he eating a raw onion?

*grossed out noise* joanna: he's totally using that dog to talk to girls. joanna: and it's totally working. scarlett: no, joanna, you can not go over there. it's just gonna lead him on. *mild hulk noises*joanna: not fair! joanna: ugh, you're right, you're right. it's not like i need to pet that dog. *cuteness overload* joanna: oh my god he just waved! joanna: if only i could just touch it.

scarlett: snap out of it, joanna. it's not worth it. what about the guy? scarlett: he just spilled mustard on his arm. who even carries around mustard? joanna: eww... joanna: he just licked his own arm. joanna: aww, he just licked his own arm! both: aww scarlett: but i mean, it could be cuter. joanna: yeah. no, you're right, you're right. it's not like one of those dogs with accessories. joanna: oh my god, he just put a bow on it.

joanna: it's an ugly bow. it's just a… joanna: ugly tongue... scarlett: no, resist! joanna: that's evil, just evil! joanna: oh! scarlett, i've an idea. why don't you go talk to the guy, while i pet the dog? scarlett: what? no. joanna: oh, come on! you owe me. joanna: remember that time i talked to that total creeper at the bar, so that you could get closer to jay? scarlett: remember that time i took credit for your fart in gym class?

scarlett: they called me shartlett for a month! *joanna laugh* joanna: well, remember when i sat through all three high school musical movies with you? scarlett: you didn't enjoy that? *sachi bark* joanna: aw, come on! he wants us to pet him. joanna: look! he's looking right at us! joanna: he's looking right as us! sachi: damn, i really want that muffin.

sachi: but i really don't want to talk to those girls... sachi: no, no, no. no, no! no, nooooooo. sachi: no, no, nooo. sachi: aw, man! sachi: my muffin! phil: oh my god, is the dog in a stroller? phil:oh my god, the dog is in a stroller ah, philip. philip, you crazy. phil: kinda good.