dog name puns

-hey, guess what, toe-may-toe? -what? what is it? -you're a vegetable again. -you--you really mean it? -yeah, they just announced it on the news. you're not a fruit anymore. -[gasps] that's--that's-- oh, my god, i'm a vegetable again. i knew this would happen.

this is the greatest day of my life. -hey, hey toe-may-toe. -yes, orange? -april fools, you're still a fruit. [laughs] -what--you--you jerk. you can't just prank people like that. -sure you can. everyone's doing it. -hey pear, get a whiff of my new flower. -[sniffs] what? i don't smell anything--

[sputtering] -[laughing]: happy april fools' day! -easy guys, you'd better watch it. -i think you mean "wash" it. [laughs] -[chuckles] that felt like rain and rain makes me think of rainbows. -uhm... okay. -[giggling]: that pear. he's so crazy. -hey, do you guys hear something?

-hear what? -what is it? -shh. listen. [farting sound] [laughter] it's coming from pear's derriere. [laughs] -i'm sitting on a cloud. yay! -hey, shut up, dude. -hey, what's going on with you two?

-yeah, you guys are acting kind of weird. -weird? we're not weird. i still love horses, um, with hats that, uh, that can fly and, uh... and bunnies, oh yeah, bunnies, you gotta love the bunnies. hehehehehe... -i'm warmer than a hot judge sundae with an itty-bitty cherry on top. yay! -hey, you don't sound like pear.

you sound like... [unzipping] -yay! -marshmallow! -but if you're marshmallow, then who's that? -thanks a lot, marshmallow. -whoa! -what? i was melting in there. -yeah? well, you should try getting into this outfit.

-yeah, he didn't have any room to "pare." [laughs] -nice try, lame-o's. [laughs] [crumpling sound] uh-oh. -huh? -oh... -what's going on? -oh no... whoa... oh!

-grapefruit? -what? like you guys are so original. -[laughing]: looks like apefruit was "stretching" the truth. -[groans] -wait, if marshmallow was pear and pear was marshmallow and if little apple was grapefruit, then who are you? -uhh... i'm still a tomato.

-we'll see about that. [spits seed] -ow! that hurts! -yep, she's a tomato, all right. [laughs] -what is wrong with you? -hmm, i take it back. you're an apple. [laughs] -[growls] you know what you need, orange? -what?

-knife. [all yelling] -oh no! orange! orange, say something, buddy. please. [deflating sound] huh? -hey, that's not orange, that's little apple. -and i would've gotten away with it too

if it weren't for that pesky knife. -hey, did someone say "knife"? -[screams] -(pear) ow! -whoa! now that's fool for thought. [laughs] [whoopee cushion sputters] hey! [slicing sounds] hey, it's fluffyface! -(marshmallow) i love rainbows and unicorn--

-(orange) hey, guess what? knife. captioned by spongesebastian