dog names ending in y

deh. high five?! yesh!!!! barf! barf, barf, barf! woof, woof, woof! muh, barf. oh, please stop! no, god why? yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what have you done to me!? my butt feels weird! am i a cat? i'm a dog, barf!

[when a cute girl walks by]: heyyy... abarbarabrrabrabrbabrabrabar boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! [ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...] hey, what's going on here? [ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..] uh... oh, he seems mad. ha, ho, oh no, oh no, aw shit! f*ck you! ahahahahahahahaaahahahaa fafafaafafafafaafafafafaffalafafal balbrrbbrrlb

er, wow. bow, woof? [phone: this is dog.] (phone euhhhh) woof, woof woof woof. woof, woof woof woof? (low voice)woof, bitch! [tiredly] bow... huuuuh say woof again! say woof again! eheheheheee hey chica, what's goin' on? i dunno!

aughaaa... dad, why? dad, why did you make another one of these, dad?!