dog breeds in us

- you know how they say dogs and their owners resemble each other? - i like guys with big dogs. - if i saw a girl with aweird/funky looking dog i'm automatically assumingshe has a huge heart. - a guy with a pitbull isdefinitely good in bed. - absolutely. - my mom would want me to date any man who owned a golden retriever.

- girls with golden retrievershave a lot of patience. - they've already been married for 15 years since high school. - they probably are stable. - i feel like golden retrievers are either family dogsor sugar daddy dogs. - i would want to datea man who had a lab. - he's a good one. - yeah.

- he's a catch. - keeper. - solid, dependable girl, hands down. - i've only known three people in my entire life who havehad australian shepherd dogs. they've all ended up in prison. - yeah, a girl with a australianshepherd is super cool. - when i see a girl with a dalmatian i'm definitely intrigued.

- you know that girl has got some bling. - she can afford to take you to dinner. - exactly. - a girl with a husky definitely has an awesome apartment and no kids. - i think she drinks vodka. - he's an alpha male. - mm-hmm. - he's really attractive.

- i'm a little terrified of you. - sweet and kind, but they will take care of you if there is danger. - labradoodles. - [both] eh. - you have to have a senseof humor about yourself-- - to constantly look at a pug's face and clean the (beeping)out of it's face folds. - anyone who has a pug,i'm like, i don't know.

- guy with a pug-- - you're adorable. - they're the cutest. - men that own pugs orbasset hounds are stoners. - girls with corgis arekind of like, spacey. you know, they'll forgetthat they even have a dog. - and they're very smart and quirky. and they're really into music. - so i assume you sleep around a lot.

- not feelin' it. - i think a girl with a basset hound is going to be a little bit more chill. might be down to hang inwith you on the weekend. - you're a catch. - yup. - she's not worriedabout what people think. - for some reason i feel like if you have a bostonterrier you're very clean.

you're a clean guy. - i definitely want a man with a bulldog. - yeah, they're stoward. they're dependable. - good foundation.- they can wiggle. - yeah, they can wiggle. - i think girls withreally big dogs are lonely. - a guy with a mastiff or a great dane, is an absolute deal breaker for me.

- i'm expecting she's gonna bepretty tough, pretty strong. - because big dogs say you're single. but then too big of dogs, and i feel like they're compensating for something. - me too. - i think tiny dogs are a reallygood replacement for dolls. - if i see a girl with achihuahua i feel like chances are she's probably gonna be high maintenance. - they just have the worst attitudes.

and i assume that the owneralso has a (bleep) attitude. when i see a girl with a pomeranian i automatically assume diva. - if you just generallyseem like a bad person then the worst thing you can do as a girl is carry around it-- - an accessory that's alive. - she has a brush, like hidden somewhere that she brushes her dog's hair

before she gets out of the car just to meet you for coffee. - i assume you're taken. it's like absolutely wearinga ring on your finger. done deal, not going for it. - i think a pit bull is statement. - straight up, i don'ttrust women with pit bulls. - it'll say, "we're both friendly. "you've misjudged us."

or, it'll say, "i'mholding this to kill you". - everyone on the internet right now is going to hate me for saying that. - but i don't like guysthat have pit bulls. - if a girl has a pit bullshe's most likely sexy. and if she wasn't sexy beforethe pit bull, now she is sexy. she also most likely has tattoos. - good in bed. - yes!

- it might sound stereotypical but i think the coolest girl would have the mostdowntrodden looking dog. - i feel like when you meet a girl with a mutt rescue dogyou're just kind of like, "you're just a good, solid chick". - they took a secondto get to know the dog. - and you're probably kindof sexy and adventurous. - done deal.- sold.

- you can put the ring on my finger. uh, right now. - you adopted from a rescue shelter. you are a good human being. - yeah, you're a giver, a nurturer. - the world.