dog facts funny

(barking and meowing) - i'm a big cat person. i think they're the best. if you have a shitty cat, it's probably just 'causeyou're a shitty person. - dogs are the best. i am as indifferent tocats as they are to me. - [man in blue] meow. - i grew up with both dogs and cats,

so i don't want either of them. - i will be reading a series of facts. it is your job to guess whether they are a dog fact, or a cat fact. - cat fact. - this animal cannot taste sweets. - meow. - [man with mic] the answer is cats. - meow, meow, i knew that because

dogs like to eat chocolateeven though it kills them. - [man with mic] these animals spend 2/3 of their life sleeping. - cats like to sleep, butdogs like to sleep too. so do i. - i feel like they both just sleep a lot. - answers please? the answer is cats. - [woman] damn it!

- what a blessed life they live, ya know? - they're boring, but if you like a little bit more relaxedlifestyle, you do want a cat. you do want boring. - i resent that. - these animals preferto poop in alignment with the earth's magnetic field. - that's cool. - okay, i know that dogs liketo die in a certain direction.

so i'm assuming they liketo poop that way too. dog, woof. - wait, ya know what, dog. - yeah, my cat got locked in my room once, and he pooped on my bed. i'm gonna go dog. - my cat wasn't locked in my room, and it still pooped on my bed. - ya know what, fuck this, i'm going cat.

- woof.- you're wrong, zach. - i don't care.- woof. - the answer is dogs. - woof, woof, woof. i based my answer on how dogs die. - 52% of people in america, when polled, favor this animal. - i think it's gotta be dog. - i'm gonna go with cat.

because you said it's the most popular. - [man with mic]unfortunately, keith is wrong. - why don't people own the thing that they love the most? - because dogs are toomuch of a commitment. and even though they're a dog person, they may not have the moneyor the time to have a dog. and that's why dogsaren't as popular as cats, 'cause everyone can just geta cat and leave it at home.

- yeah, that's awesome. - the owners of these animals score higher on intelligence tests. - boom, meow it up. - i know a lot of stupid people with both kinds of animals. let's see we got one cat, one dog. dog. - [man with mic] the answer is cat.

- obviously. - [man with mic] researchshows, that these animals get jealous when their ownersshow affection to others. - i feel like cats onlywant to hang out with you when you're not looking at them. - the thing is, i watcheda dog do this yesterday. but i've also seen cats do it. - yes! - why you happy about that?

a dog is like your jealousex-girlfriend that's like pay attention to me. - no, it just means thatthey love you the most. - come on in and showjordan what she has won. - what's that say aboutdog owner iqs now, (beep)? - it's a dog! - hi sweetie. - so just to be clear, there was never gonnabe a cat no matter what.

- this dog looks like a lamb. - [jordan] she smells likedog shampoo, and it's so good. - congratulations jordan! you now have a new dog to take care of. - i'm glad i didn't win. - [jordan] so happy. i wish everyone wouldjust love everything, and then i'd be happier. - [keith] i'm cool with that, yeah.

- [zach] there's a dog on the table.