dog food intolerance

yeah, well, that's whythey call it charity work. because it's work. it's work. good evening,ladies. how are youdoing tonight? really awesome.so good. my name is devon,i'll be taking care of you. start you off with anythingto drink? uh, water's fine.

water's perfect. great, so we have a few specialsin addition to the menu-- listen,before the specials, i have to tell youi'm allergic to nuts. my meal cannot haveany nuts in it. she's insanelyallergic to nuts. got it, no nuts.not a problem. we accommodateallergies all the time. i'll tell the chef.

no, i'm serious. it can't have evenbeen around nuts. cashews, pecans-- pine nuts, peanuts. yeah, doughnuts, cronuts. almonds.lalmonds. dalmonds. i understand. so our specials are--

oh, actually, some of the breadmight have some nuts in them. oh, my god!are you serious? i can't believethis is happening! oh, my god, oh, my god,oh, my god! what is this? oh, my god, it's a nut! it's a little nut! what did we just say,devon? is this (bleep) "memento"?

are you an f-inggoldfish, devon? are we in your fish bowl? oh, look, a littleplastic treasure chest. (bleep) you, devon! do you know what wouldhappen to me if i ate that? her face will swell up,she will turn purple. she willose oxygen. have you seen "gravity"?i did. was that your favorite part,

when they lost(bleep) oxygen, devon? yes. when i die,it'll be your fault. you'll have to go tomy mother's door with a folded american flag and say, "thank youfor her service. i'm devon,your daughter's killer." look, i'm really sorryabout the bread. i swear, i will make surethat your meal is nut-free.

thank you so much. okay. uh, so ourspecials tonight. i thinki know what i want. oh, yeah, me too. what do i want? what do i want? i'll have-- i'll have the nut--oh, no.

the arugula salad. i'll havethe arugula salad. are there nutsin that? no. (sighs) but i will triple-check. nice job, devon.thank you so much. thank you. aw, he's sweet.

two arugula salads. are there any nutsin those? nope. great. ♪ (girls screaming) no! (shrieking) what did we say?!

everything all right here?