dog food portions

- i think it's gonna be like, the pg version of my favorite snacks. (electronic music with drum beats) - in small text, it says"enlarged to show texture." - what is this, brownies for ants? - these are dog treats. - i don't know if my dogwould even like this, though. - yo, this tastes like space food. - they taste like chemicals,but decent chemicals.

- a mixture between deliciouschocolate and paint. - does that look like theinside of a brownie to you? - this is just a gateway to sadness and ultimately, emptiness. (buzzer sounds) if this brownie was a celebrity, it'd be tom cruise, standing on the couch professing his love to katie holmes. even though, we all knowit's a contract marriage.

- [woman in gray shirt] i love these. - oh, thanks for thebig dose of nostalgia. - this one's already giving me the farts. - it's just like, whathappens to your balls after you don't shower for four weeks. - it's still good. - if this was my first time trying this, it would be (beep) disgusting. - it's pretty delicious,it's just buttery,

baked, cheesy goodness. - [woman in gray shirt] ew! okay. - well done, food scientists. (bell dings) - i would say, maybe, britney? no?- what? - it's not good for you, but you know it's gonna be delicious, andyou know just kids love it. it was like katy perry'ssuper bowl half-time show.

- oh no, this is so bad! - where is the cream? - i don't like when people change oreos from their natural form. put them in a pentagon, and hexagons...- i'm out. (chair legs screech) - this ain't a (beep) oreo. the (beep) is this (beep)?

- do we have anything, likegasoline, to wash this down so i can get this grosstaste out of my mouth? - this, to oreos, islike that "home alone" sequel that didn't havemacaulay culkin in it. - right? - you can't just put the name on it, but it's a completely different thing. - off first smell, pretty good. - i can do it.

- i feel like keebler wasnever really my thing. - yeah, who the (beep) likes keebler? - i love me some keebler. - yeah, i love keebler. i'm really into this. - i actually might like thesebetter than the original. - it's sort of like a cracker with a tiny bit of chocolate on it. - this would be a great laxative.

- i would eat these for dessertif i had nine bags of them. - if i take your 10 cookies, they make a cookie, just eat a cookie. - but isn't it better--- just eat a cookie! - i want 10 cookies, idon't want one cookie. - you could have been makingmoney, or making changes, but instead, you were poppin' 10 cookies. - do you think i need to make changes? (bell dings)- it's like p diddy in that,

it was really cool when youwere young, and then now, you have the grown-up version, and not as cool as it used to be. - i have never seen the ingredient list for anything require two columns. (girl laughs) - there's a lot of variety in it. it's fun. - obviously the way it tastesis, it tastes like a cheez-it.

- it's good, it doesn't taste like the non-hundred calorie version to me. - [man with dark shirt] thistastes like maroon five. - maroon five! yes! adam levine is this cheez-it. and then all the other guys are probably really talented musicians,and they're like really good. - but you don't recognize them, at all.- you don't know who they are!

- i personally would likethe people of america to just eat food, andstop worrying about it. just eat the food. just eat the food! - oh yeah, americans reallyneed to eat more food and stop thinking abouttheir health, good message. - do you guys want--