dog food vs human food

(upbeat music) - i'm gonna find a booger now. - i got a lot of nose hairsso this will probably be easy. - yeah, no that's exactlyhow i remember it. - a little aftertaste going. - dissolves very easily, and it has excited my mucus, my sinuses. - it tastes like the clear gummy bears. - it tasted just kindalike an unsweetened mochi.

- oh, i went in for seconds. - that's my baby's food andi'm gonna give it to people who are probably gonnasay like uh this gross. (speak in foreign language) - oh, hi. - okay, you know what? (laughs) - it's like, pretty good. - oh my god, it's actually really good. - there's like a kind of aftertaste

that tastes like a baby's smells, though. - oh man, it's pate. i wanted some chunks. (spitting) - oh this aftertasteof this one, it's rank. oh my god. it's getting so bad. - hakuna matata. - the aftertaste is like a pistachio, but like that was a bad one.

- oh, the head came off. - [man] a sample of rattlesnakemeat in the purest form. - oh, no, i don't even wannaeat normal rattlesnake, let alone in a can. - god, it's awful looking. - that smells pretty damn good. - (screams) i'm sorry. - it's more like venison and pork. - eww, the spine, it's a spine.

- there's a snake spine in here. - really excited to eat some penis. - i'm very excited to eat penis. - [man] okay. - oh wait, this is a penis?- shut up. - i totally missed that. - that's the urethra. - that is like a guillotinedpenis right there. - this is long ways, yeah.

it's like that. - oh.- yeah. - i really thought itwould look like a penis. - it's like that. - it doesn't taste like regular dick. (laughs) - it's like fish. - baby diaper. - cheese.

- durian, the fruit. - a dead body. - it smells like foreskin. - and all the things got together and they were like, hey, let's hang out. (coughing) - why is it hairy? - and there are definitely bones in it. should i stick thiswhole thing in my mouth?

- how could this be more heinous? (wretching) - committing like a sin by drinking pee. - no no no no no. (orchestral music) - oh my god. - okay i swallowed it. - how's your water? can you see my tears?

- hey.- are you okay? - i just drank my own piss. - don't ever...